It's 2007. Your best friend calls you on the landline to let you know her mom will be picking you up in their mini van and taking you guys to the mall to get makeovers at Club Libby Lu. You make your own sparkly lip gloss and buy some Hannah Montana merch with birthday money from your grandma. Life is good.
glowy skin. perfectly toned golden blonde locks. thick au naturale brows. elven ears so perfect no plastic surgeon could dream of crafting them.
a lot of people in my life definitely thought i went insane when i came home with a freshly shaved head for thanksgiving in 2018. and i don't blame them!
i happily graduated high school in 2017 with a face of tinted moisturizer and boom! i was on my way into the real world. however, since then i've acquired a lot of adult acne and a penchant for looking like a freak of nature and thus, i am now a makeup "artist".
i told myself that in 2020 i would start writing again because it's good for the braincells and i must be creative or i will simply disintegrate. i made a lil instagram post recently on my "professional" "cosmetology" "portfolio" listing my beauty favs and some of my girls, babes, and theys asked me to elaborate. so, because i am so dedicated to the craft, i opened up this account and it will probably maybe most likely become a sort of beauty blog for me!