FYI: Jiu-Jitsu is not a homosexual approach to fighting, it’s a superpower.
Growing up I was always a fascinated observer of martial arts, my father is a purist boxing fan and any time I put UFC on the television he would complain that it was ‘garbage’ and make comments about the low quality fights because ‘Who wants to see two men hugging each other, if I wanted to see that I’d just watch gay porn.’
Dubya meets Karen, the alien.
30th July 2008 Entry from the diary of President George Bush Jr. Dear diary, Today, while I was in the office. My secretary called to say I had a visitor named Karen – which I personally believe is a fine name for a strong woman. So, I ordered my secretary to show her in.
I sat alone at a little café and the mafia boss walked in, “Why are you wearing such nice shoes?” he asked nonchalantly “You won’t be walking anywhere anytime soon unless my notebook is returned”. I looked up at him and pulled out the black notebook “Safe and sound, he’s a kid sir he didn’t mean anything by it.”