Laura Pitt
Stories (2/0)
Ten Pin Bowling
This is a true story (starts next paragraph) based on an event in my life that I unfortunately had to endure thanks to my own stupidity. The moral of this story is if you’re struggling to get into a pair of pants, maybe it’s time to reconsider those pants. I love muffins as much as the next guy but that is no need to mudding top like your life depends on it. I also just want to add that if you desire to be in a situation I was in in this story please ignore this advice and continue on your way. Otherwise please enjoy this story as I wrote it from my heart, I call it a memory I’ll never forget but ten pin bowling felt more appropriate, Thank you.
By Laura Pitt3 years ago in Families
How to Unclog Your SHOES
T'was an evening full of midsummer adventures, the air was crisp and the ground hard and cold. Sophie was tangled in the great escape of the century; fleeing from her capturers. She ran fast in her yellow dress and red shoes, every step felt almost impossible but she kept going, she wasn't going to stop now.
By Laura Pitt4 years ago in Horror