Using a cane isn’t intended for effect, though I hope it gives me an image as classy, distinguished. I just simply need one or two for practical purposes. To walk relatively steady, rather than drunk-stumbly—an image I certainly avoid.
Fozzie Bear?? Really? Damn Facebook game thing decides what Sesame Street Muppet you're most like, and I get that flippin' guy. Even after the second time. Consumed by my wish to be seen as Kermit, I hopped on my bike, hoping for the appropriate soundtrack. Again, no. But I had to be at my non-Fozzie spot on time, so I was able to bear the disappointment and head off to the coffee shop.