Kayleigh Taylor
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Book, coffee and pet obsessed writer who loves writing the raw reality of topics including sex, parenthood and
Kayleigh
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How to (imperfectly) create a boob and penis pot
Boobs and big, small or an odd shaped penis. We have all seen them, laughed at them, loved them, encouraged people to flaunt them, be proud of them and often when they are our own...we have been either ashamed or extremely proud of them. So with that in mind, I decided to take inspiration from my less than perfect boobs, and my partners more than perfect penis, and create these extremely veiny, stretch mark filled, saggy and bent penis and boob pots. And now, I am going to share my 'expert' knowledge with you.
By Kayleigh Taylor2 months ago in Lifehack
My Long Covid Recovery
For 2 years I have lived relatively safe. I have made sure to wear a mask on public transport and when I have been in a shop or confined space. I have visited my parents only after isolating for several days and testing for even more in a row, with an obvious negative result. I have survived 2 and a bit lockdowns, home schooled my daughter, watched her go from 9 to 12 in the blink of an eye and entered my 30's, with barely a memory of my former, thinner self.
By Kayleigh Taylor3 months ago in Longevity
A peek into an antisocial arsehole
I'm not a fan of people. I don't like listening to endless stories of self worth or self pity, I don't like lies and all humans can't help but tell an abundance of them, and I hate falseness. No, I despise it. Not to say I don't enjoy the company of others at times, of course I do, but I like to choose who that company is and when I am going to be a part of it, (or allow them to be a part of mine).
By Kayleigh Taylor3 months ago in Confessions
It's ok to be a failure
If 30 years on this planet has taught me anything, it's how much of a failure I am. Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for sympathy, reassurance or some form of compliment to lift my depressed state of mind, I'm just simply stating a very well known fact.
By Kayleigh Taylor6 months ago in Confessions
The Return of Dexter: SPOILER ALERT
September 22nd 2013. The final episode of Dexter, season 8 airs on television and fans are pissed. The series was very much a fan favourite for years but had been declining in it's most recent years due to some shaky story lines and the conviction of character deaths that lead viewers asking...why?
By Kayleigh Taylor6 months ago in Geeks
Ok, I have a confession to make
I don't like my child on most days. Three out of Four days she is great, the other days, she is tolerable if she's lucky. That's not to say I don't like her generally, I do and of course I love her more than anything (even when I want to squeeze her face). But, my preteen, rolling eyed, attitude wheeling, know all, YouTube obsessed emo is grinding my gears in more ways than one. (Shout out to Family Guy fans).
By Kayleigh Taylor6 months ago in Confessions
