Kali Jones
Bio
21 year old dreamer.
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Commissions
Yeah yeah, giggle it up. My other girlfriend thinks it’s pretty funny, too. My 55 year old brain gets the most excitement in its life out of watching cartoons. She thinks it’s funny that I don't have a wife either. She’s not my favorite and I don’t even know that I could call her my girlfriend, honestly. She’d be pretty pissed if she knew so let’s just say we have a mutually beneficial situation. Anyway, it’s easier this way. If I had a nagging wife in my ear it would be impossible for me to enjoy anything.
By Kali Jones3 years ago in Geeks
Pirates Of The Boudreauxs.
Cameron didn’t know where they were going just yet, but straight was the only direction that felt worth heading in. It had been hours since they passed any sign of city life, and it was only getting darker as they drove. The smell of burning rubber and asphalt on the desert road was the only thing keeping him alert at this point. A repetitive clicking had been ringing in his ear for a while, it was hard to ignore at first, but Cam had become engulfed in the road. The patterned white lines in the middle of the highway and the dilated pupils of his eyes were now in sync. The white line fever had taken him. He was stuck in a trance, trying to make sense of how they both ended up here. Tara never planned for this lifestyle either, but she was always optimistic.
By Kali Jones3 years ago in Criminal