This is the annoyingly long and drawn out (supposed) 'Reader's Digest' version of a story about an epileptic girl just trying to make sense of a senseless disorder.
I've never been a big drinker. That's always been amazing to me, considering how many alcoholics I've known and am related to. I definitely did the thing where you almost drink yourself to death until you turn 21 and then basically stop completely because drinking legally literally took all the fun out of it. When I was 17 and 18, anytime I had the opportunity to drink I got so wasted. Not just white girl wasted either. I was too cool for mixed drinks (which means I couldn't stomach them). So when I wasn't drinking beer, I chugged bourbon from the bottle (because for some ridiculous reason chasing it with a beer seemed like a great idea). But like I said, I didn't carry on this way for too long. The older I got, the more I just wanted to sit and relax with a nice cold beer when hanging out with friends.
I'm not a doctor, but whilst reading this I hope you take comfort in the fact that I have personally done each of the following things found on this list, and they have helped me tremendously!