Joe Satoria
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Dear Gemini, It's Not Too Late
Dear Gemini, I hope you made notes at your last meeting. You can burn them now. I am your new spirit guide, the other guide got lost in Saturn’s retrograde. You’re lucky you have me, actually. I almost clocked out, but you’ve given me a reason to stick around.
By Joe Satoria3 years ago in Futurism
Confessions of a Gemini Drama Queen
In September 1992, two consenting adults came together and mutually agreed to create a Gemini child. That child…was me. The world began on a Wednesday. Specifically, Wednesday June 9th in the year 1993. Two weeks overdue date, but either way, a Gemini.
By Joe Satoria3 years ago in Motivation
An Ode to Save the Cheerleader, Save the World.
There hasn’t been a TV series to hit as hard as ‘Heroes’ did in 2006. If you’re unfamiliar with ‘Heroes’, let me set the scene. Fantasy-obsessed teen sees trailer on the BBC. It’s cryptic. It promises superpowers. It promises action. It promises a mystery the world will be on the edge of their seat for.
By Joe Satoria3 years ago in Geeks
Tattoo Glue & Life Adhesive
I grew up in a house where self-expression was mocked. I grew up hating myself and carrying that trauma through life. I knew from a young age I was different. I was gay, obviously. The signs were there; my obsession with Britney Spears and my love for ‘Charmed’, as well as my hate for contact sports. It was clear from a young age I was a certified homosexual.
By Joe Satoria4 years ago in Humans
