Jason Edwards
Bio
Dad, husband, regular old feller living in Seattle. My stories are a blend of humor, intricate detail, and rhythmic prose. I offer adventure, wit, meta-commentary; my goal is to make the mundane feel thrilling and deeply human.
Stories (2/0)
Doby Dillion. Content Warning.
4:45 on a Thursday afternoon. Dobby Dillion picked up a tire and threw it with all his might. He didn't have much might left, since he'd been tossing rubber since 9 in the morning. But it's 15 minutes until closing time, and the official start of his vacation, so he gave it what he had. The tire rebounded off three walls before flying into Ethel's desk, knocking her laptop and shattering a vase holding a single daisy.
By Jason Edwardsabout 18 hours ago in Fiction
A Day Like Any Other, Unironically. Content Warning.
Wake up an hour before the alarm is set to go off. I should go outside and clean up all the dropped arms and legs and viscera from last night's attack, but I can't be bothered. I close my eyes for a second, and then the alarm goes off, right on schedule. Oh well. Time flies when you're having fun, right? Then again, I don't know if anyone calls sleep "fun."
By Jason Edwards3 days ago in Fiction
