Jake Wasson
Bio
Long ago, rat catchers used to travel town to town with their terriers and a sack full of ferrets. In addition to rat catching, they entertained the townsfolks with stories...
Stories (2/0)
Storysold's Receipt for Mr? Vocal
Our Storysold team would like to thank you for your purchase of 80 chapters worth of pest control. Your customer service character of choice, Wilderness Security Guide, is standing by to produce your first chapter and post it in the little black book she’ll install in your home.
By Jake Wasson3 years ago in Futurism
THE RAT HOLE: An Intro to The Great Game for World Wild Domination
In the time before Big Spring, civilization had killed, enslaved, tamed, and or domesticated all of earth's wild creatures. Bison were herded into parks and other wilderness ghettos; wolves were tracked by Park Rangers and shot by ranchers; salmon learned to follow the new river rules with their damns and engineered channels; elk ran and hid from the sport hunters and bloody highways like the rest of the wilderness, and the insects, rats, and raccoons were diagnosed, labeled, and treated to death by the monthly culling of generic pest control companies. Nothing was wild. The land and soil with its rich culture of worms and microbes from sea to shining sea on every continent was owned by someone, or some inhuman govering body or character, who took an active interest in making sure The Action all flowed in accordance to Its grand fucking master plan.
By Jake Wasson3 years ago in Futurism
