Hey Y'all. My name is Jason, is your reading this, your probably wondering what I have to offer. WELP! Let me just tell yah that my life comes with funny situations that offer life lessons and advice I can dispose of. Like a sh*tty sitcom.
A Touch of Magic!
Dear Juan, I know you have been through a lot this past year. 2020 has been the official "Karen" of all years we had to endure. With Covid-19 and natural disasters happening all around the world. Not to mention the stress level politics brings over; and of course, your fiancé passing away last year in January. With all this stress and emotions that you kept pent up inside, is not good for you to keep suffering like this.
Rant #1: Pigeons. . . . Just Why?!
Ahhhh, the typical "rats with wings". This may be a pointless argument or conversation, but unless you have seen what I witnessed, Pigeons are probably the smartest creatures that people brush off. Now let me just gently ask, *sips a quick cup of coffee*, WHY ISN'T NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!!!!!
Can You Survive the Night?
Have you ever experienced a movie so scary that it makes you want to cry? According to the audience that has watched the Film known as The Conjuring, that is the type of fear the movie displays.
Take Me with You. . . .
Will you take me the moon, Just liked you promised? You said you we were perfect, You said I was the only one. You lied.
If You Laugh, You Lose! And I Bet You, Will!
"MAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCC!", that is the sound that the Youtuber known as MacDoesIt makes as an introduction to each of his videos. I myself do not know why he chose to 'jumpscare' us as an intro but at least it's an attention grabber.
A Glass of Wine With a Few Legends!
You Are Cordially Invited to Attend a Dinner Party! Join Us! Hello, Whoever is reading this, I would like to congratulate you. This is an invitation to "Nuthin' But Soul" Dinner Party!
There Are Clouds in my Head!
It is 10 pm, and the food is already cold. Waiting here, that you'll be home, is what I've been told. A million possibilities running in my head,
Not Another Love Song!
It is sad to say that I am still in love with you. It's also sad to say that I still don't know what to do. I have been stuck inside my own mind,