Hapsetshut The Pharaoh
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I write the things, all of them. All the things. You can find more things I write on my Tumblr hapsetshut.tumblr.com
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Marvel gave Namor a goatee, I don’t like it, the musical
Marvel, Marvel, Marvel, Marvel. Let’s talk, let’s be straight with each other we owe ourselves that much. We’ve had some good times, some really good times. You’ve been strong in my life for over a decade now and I know you’re always gonna be there for me in some form or another, but lately, you seem a little ‘off’. Nothings truly been bad (I didn’t hate Eternals sue me) but it hasn’t quiet been the caliber we’re used to. Is the MCU getting too big for ya? Actors aging out too fast? Feige can’t keep track of all the properties under the same roof? You can tell me it’s alright. You’re not doing bad yet, but you’re really just not doing great.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaohabout a year ago in Geeks
- Top Story - August 2022
Live action Pinocchio coming to Disney+ in SeptTop Story - August 2022
How has Disney’s track record been with live-action remakes lately? Little sub-par ya thinking? What was the last one, Cruella, I think? Definitely, not the worst but kinda felt like too much of its own thing to really be considered the same character we knew from Disney if you ask me. But i guess they had to do something different cause they already had those two live-action “101 Dalmatians” movies.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh2 years ago in Geeks
Preliminary reports saying She-Hulk is awful, True or False?
According to inital reports gathered from my secret basement dwells under Disney/Marvel’s HQ the show will be an extended 10-ep run instead of the normal six, BUT each episode will only be about 30 minutes long. We’re supposed to be getting it sometime in August, we’ll see.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh2 years ago in Geeks
This Will Not Be the Final Castlevania Season
I can almost guarantee there will be more Castlevania in the future, just not this Castlevania. I’ll elaborate. If you’re reading this, I’m going to assume you have at least a vague familiarity with the Netflix adaption of the beloved MetroVania side-scroller was one of their biggest debuts and most popular series, especially for an animated series which are often overlooked. The show had great success from all angles, and it seemed like the creators could do no wrong, but then someone did.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh2 years ago in Geeks
Watched Live Action 'Aladdin'
I liked it. It was what I wanted most from this film, fun. And I did indeed squee at certain moments that brought me back to my childhood. It’s not a perfect film by any means, but it is a good film, I’d even say above average, and yet still, Imma say out some things I didn’t like and how I thought things could be done better, because my brain doesn’t know how to shut off.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh5 years ago in Geeks
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!!
Comcast vs Fox vs Disney, FIGHT! Holy f*** is this s*** going cray. Like, what in the f*** even people? Holy mother of god. Ok, Comcast, I know you're scared, I know. But like, who told you this was the best possible course of action? People already don’t like you and this isn’t helping, at all.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh6 years ago in Geeks
The MCU/X-Men Problem Everyone Is Talking About
Let’s be real here, we’re all hyped about the Marvel/Disney/Fox merger. It means that we have a lot more of the core characters to play with AND they finally have the X-Men and company™—but that doesn’t make everything sunshine and roses automatically. Fandom-Company relations are never so seamless.
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh6 years ago in Geeks
Something I'd Like WB and DC to Consider About 'Suicide Squad'
There’s about a ninety-eight percent chance you’re never going to see this anyway, but here it goes. Dearest WB studios, PLEASE release a "Joker cut" and a "rated R" cut of the Suicide Squad movie. I know this might seem like a moot point now almost a year later, BUT, with audiences divided on Justice League like they are, and you all still trying to figure out a formula that works for these movies (yes we can tell) wouldn't it at least be worth the effort to see if these version get a better reaction out of fans?
By Hapsetshut The Pharaoh6 years ago in Geeks
