Grimm Culhane
Bio
Grimm Culhane is a creative dynamo who believes life is something you devour! He has written extensively about comic books, sex toys, fictional holidays and celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. Previously he was co-owner of ABORT Magazine.
Stories (2/0)
Please Return
You don’t spend your life at the bottom of the sea and not learn a thing or two so when that notebook drifted down and landed on my head I knew there was a reason for it. I could have sloughed it off and continued my usual antics, but even if I’m not the most absorbent creature on the planet, this book with “Please Return” written across its front cover was trying to tell me something, but what? My mind, pondering the unfathomable depths of possibility, suddenly felt an overpowering need to find the book’s owner and return it to them! I let out an audible “whoa” realizing that I may never have come to this conclusion had it not been for that black notebook landing on my head.
By Grimm Culhane3 years ago in Geeks
Kitty and the Colorado Cult.
While recuperating from a nasty automobile accident back in the mid-nineties I came across a physical manipulation therapy called Rolfing. My massage therapist at the time suggested I might try it so she gave me the number a colleague had forwarded to her of a couple who practiced Rolfing and were looking for clients. Now Rolfing has been called quackery by some and I will not vouch for it personally, but the woman and her partner who administered it were quite fascinating people, perhaps a bit too fascinating upon reflection.
By Grimm Culhane3 years ago in Criminal
