I just couldn’t resist sharing this story from the dating files… I knew the date was going to go wrong from the beginning when the hostess at the restaurant held the door open for us and my date snuck in the door in front of me. He insisted that we share an appetizer that he swore was the greatest piece of food he had ever tasted. Given that we had never met, I was a little uncomfortable with this. To make matters worse, he ate directly from the plate with his hands and licked his fingers between bites. Ew. This wouldn’t have been terribly disturbing, except that he kept sticking his finger in his nose. Ew squared.