If I wrote as much as I sleep, I’d probably be famous. Will strip for tips. https://www.youtube.com/farewellalarms
Can I Return My Fuck For Store Credit?
I made a huge mistake. I started to care about the world again. Blame Star Trek. With all its planetary cooperation, gender equality, and the constant protection of basic human rights. Apparently, we have to turn to science fiction to see these things. You start to fall in love with humanity when you hear Captain Jean-Luc Picard defend the human race.
24 Songs You’ve Never Heard Of To Get You Through an Isolated Day
Inhale. “Woooo-sahhhh.” Good. We can do this. Has your isolation just begun? I’m living in South Korea and have been off work and isolated since February 28th. Welcome to the party!
The Best Things About Being A Quarantined Introvert Abroad
I have lived most of this life being told that my introverted ways are wrong and don’t fit well with the “normal” parts of society — whatever that means. While other kids played outside, I was at home writing fan fiction. You’re not a real wallflower until you’ve been caught writing about Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtle moaning in the out-of-order lavatory when you should have been at your brother’s birthday party downstairs.
That Time I Ended Up in a Nepalese Drug Den
I was in a courtyard. There was no ceiling. I had arrived here by tunnel, obviously. The walls were indented with booths, like a Mos Eisley Cantina. There wasn’t much here, but there were a fuck-tonne of drug dealers. Shady characters hunched over shady tables, making shady deals, in their shady enclaves. It was a stinking pile of villainous scum.