“Puppeteering” 101
Despite the varying squalls currently plaguing The United States and the endlessness of the Twitter-sphere now a void to your puppeteering, social media-less hands, you Mr President have taught me something I did not expect to learn. I see it fitting to clarify in advance that this is in no way a fan letter, nor is it one of hate. I am impartial to you and have interpreted the following lesson objectively with no admiration or malice.