The Utterly False Diaries of a Totally Real Human
03/31/2022 - Day One
Dear Diary,
This feels so weird, but the doctors recommended writing everything down so that maybe things will get better. I don't know what I'm supposed to put down here but I guess I can try my best, maybe it will get me out of here earlier. So...diary...no, you deserve a name. I have a name, which makes me feel more real when people use it, so you should have one too. Iggy? No too peppy. Marcus? Maybe, you are labeled Roman. Ok. Marcus. We'll give it a try.