Dylan Slater
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i love reviewing movies, tv shows, and youtube videos and Urban legends
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American Dad, for black eyes only.. review
Ok so guys I gotta say I honestly I LOVE the James Bond movies and American Dad is one of my favorite shows, so put them together and it is just brilliant. The plot goes that Stan (clearly the stand in for James bond) is needed to capture a up and comer called Black Villain (principal Lewis) aka the dude that killed his wife, Sexpun (Francine). And To do that he’s going to need the assistance of his by then though-to-be-dead first adversary named Tearjerker (Roger). The only problem being that Tearjerker is held in a nearly un-escapable maximum security maximum, (even Stan lampshades this when his boss tells him he will be patterning you with the assumed dead Tearjerker).
By Dylan Slater 4 years ago in Geeks
trick or treat, horror movie review
Halloween, a time of free candy, doorbell rings, scary movies, and costumed kids abound, and there are alot of great halloween based movies such as the correctly named Halloween, however today i am gonna be reviewing on of my personal favorites, the halloween based anthology movie, Trick or Treat. This film is told from a non-linear prospective although all the seperate stories do tie together in by the mysterious orange footie pajama wereing sack-masked child sized figure known only as Sam who appears in all of the stories. Now this type of genre again is a very easy one to mess up and can quickly go off the rails if handled by the wrong director but this director clearly knew exactly what he was doing. There wa a story of a killer school principal who poisoned a fat kid who didnt obey the rules of halloween (which we find out later is what sam is there for), and i love how sam simply takes candy from the principal and leaves very innocently but it really hides something un-human that we get to see in full view later.
By Dylan Slater 4 years ago in Horror
13 sins, a horror film review
I love the main plot of 13 sins, with the corrupt game show host forcing the less han willing participant into his sick games, a tuly wonderful horror film plot but yet one that is so easy to mess up. This film does just that, it messes it up in alot of ways, and it's first flaw was it's short build up of the main character, in a time of only fourteen minutes, and we get a very generic bland guy who is in need of financial help, this being a plot point that is wayyyyyyyyyyyy to over-used.
By Dylan Slater 4 years ago in Horror
An eye for An eye... Film review
Start movie was a very slow start, I mean with this plot you would expect some action however you will be seriously disappointed as it is seriously just people crying and being D-bags to eachother for the first 28 minutes of the film. And it takes FOREVER to build up the plot, however I will day having Kroger southern play the villian is always a smart move as he easily brings charm to any role he plays, so atleast this film has that going for it but not much else at it takes 30 minutes to even semi kick-off the plot
By Dylan Slater 4 years ago in Geeks