Dylan Sharma
Stories (2/0)
Dracula, takes a bite out of readers
This is my review of the Dracula novel.. ok so Count Dracula has been welcoming readers into his castle in dark, cold, and bat filled Transylvanian abode for years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years now. So by no means is Count Dracula was not in anyway the first vampire in literature, but he is easily by far the most important of the Vampire ones because he is the basis for all of them. The count has flown out, spread the black silky wings like a bat out of Bram Stoker’s classic novel and into slowly deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep into our cultural imagination. The vampires of today’s fantasy fiction all owe something to this dark and evil count. But Yet, when contemporary readers turn back to the brilliant Bram Stoker’s original novel, and they might be surprised because, pardon the pun I make, it is easy for reviewers to take a hard sucking bite out of this imperfect horror.
By Dylan Sharma 4 years ago in Geeks
Artemis fowl film...Oh no!!!
Oh god NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOOO NOOOO NOOO NOOO000 NOOOOOOOO!!!!!, ok, so I loved these books as a kid, absolutely loves them, and when I heard there was an Artemis fowl moving coming out oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan was I stoked, but then I saw the trailer and I thought to myself.. WTF!!. They show him training with a blade, a blade!!!!!.. This does not in anyway match up with the Artemis fowl character from the book, the one we all know and love that Artemis Fowl rarely puts more effort into things than using his hands to hack some database due to him being a criminal genius . That’s what his muscle Butler is for!!!, Butler Is the person who handles all of the muscle!!!!!!. And on top of all that this movie seems to gets yet another major thing very, very very, very, very, very, very, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY wrong about the series and that is the fact that Artemis Fowl is NOT in anyway a hero in the first book. He’s a villain. He is in the game for cash and it isnt until later in the series were he developed. Honestly this aspect is what made the story unique and not some story filled with stereotypes, especially going into the stereotype filled young adult literature genre. Fowl isn’t the chosen one, isn’t some kind of prophetic hero to look up to, NO!!!, He’s a villain and most of the books are him trying to recover from one of his schemes that have back fired.
By Dylan Sharma 4 years ago in Geeks