Alright, everyone, settle down! Eyes front. Now. Jade? Now. Phone away.
Clare slung the blue baby bag on the table and looked in it for the umpteenth time. Nappies—three. Wipes–check. Nappy sacks–check. Barrier cream–new tube. Spare dummy. Teething gel. That’s everything for the front pocket…
John-Paul was famous for his jokes. One-liners, witty ripostes, impersonations, slapstick, anecdotes, observations—John-Paul had mastered them all. His problem was that his ability to behave appropriately in any given social context was hit and miss, so while he caused a merry riot at his best friend’s wedding, his actions at his great-uncle’s wake resulted in several family members refusing to answer his texts for a month.
I want you to ask yourself how many messages you've been bombarded with since you woke up this morning.
Jane's first experience of networking had been a nightmare. Stuffed suits shoving floppy business cards into her hand and eyeing her up as their latest prospective client. She still shuddered at the memory.