Bongo the Toxic Monkey
I hunkered on the craggy rocks beside the shore. Burnt the tip of my spliff and gazed out towards Alcatraz. Paused for a minute and contemplated all of the legendary men of crime and influence which filled its blocks and corridors.
The Leg Up
How to buy your way into heaven “Hey, you wanna see a dead body?” “Don’t worry. It doesn’t mean that you’re some kind of psycho. You don’t have to be some black makeup wearing wrist slitting pansy to appreciate a glimpse into your own mortality. Rest assured that every one of your morbid questions are perfectly normal.