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Wine and fine
”Well well, hello Steven. 6’5, green eyes, luscious full lips, freckles around his nose, a jawline so snatched and with a nice full beard. How thoughtful of him to put a picture with and without facial hair. He’s definitely handsome both ways. Let’s see, I see you wearing a Dior suit. That means you have money. Why are you single? Well not for long. You’re mines.” *swipe right* “look at that we matched! Let the game begin!” As I’m sitting in my studio apartment in pjs wondering how to start up this convo with Steven, I’ll introduce myself to you. I’m Alex. My parents said they chose this name because it could fit a boy or girl. I’m 26 years young and I live alone with my 2 cats. I guess you can say I’m a gold digger? the reason I have this apartment is because I used a man. It’s a long story but I got a 6 month lease and the 6 months are almost up. I need more money. I mean I have a job if you’re wondering, but they don’t pay me enough to be able to afford the luxury lifestyle I love. Which is how I got into this gold digging thing. Haha I’ve seen plenty of movies of people doing this kind of stuff and I always thought it was amazing and I wanted to try it myself! I started small. Let’s talk about my first victim.
Ok so I don’t know about you ladies out here, but when it’s almost that time of the month, I get pretty bloated, crampy, hungry, emotional, poopy and worst of all, gassy. I know I cannot be the only one haha. It was a Monday morning, around this time I was working early shifts so it was around 4 am at work, my job is to change the prices around the store, doing resets, checking for expired stuff, etc. So Mondays I typically do prices changes and when I do price changes I’m walking around a lot. nobody is there at 4 am besides the night stockers but they go on lunch around this time so the floor was free from people. Feeling extra gassy this fine Monday morning, I have to ask if you are familiar with crop dusting?? Well since no one was around and I walk around that’s what I was doing hahaha it’s horrible but come on, let’s get real everyone has done this. Sometimes I’m changing prices on the same aisle so I’ll be walking back and forth. I was on aisle 1 and I had to change a lot of prices on coffee and sodas, so I was walking up and down and let me tell you, it did not smell pretty. This is gonna sound gross but I like to smell my farts sometimes... gosh I can’t believe I’m telling you guys this I hope you guys never meet me in person ha. Anyways, I’m doing my job and there’s still some night stockers on the floor but in the frozen section, I go say hi to them, I’m literally friends with everyone at work. While I’m talking to them I feel my stomach just bubbling and I know I have to let one out soon so I cut the conversation short with my friend Isaiah and walk off quickly into the nearest aisle. *pffttt* they are silent but deadly. I go back to the grocery side and I’m in the candy/juice aisle, nobody is there and no stockers need to be on this aisle since it’s already done. I’m just letting them rip not a care in the world. All of a sudden, I hear my name and my coworker is running to me! I start to panic like “oh crap it smells like a rotten egg around me!!” At this point it’s too late for me to walk towards them and away from the smell, even if I did do that, I always read that farts follow you for about 30 seconds or something. Either way I would’ve been screwed. “Hey! Good morning I was looking for you to ask about this NIP (new items pog) to see if you could help me.” I’m literally looking at her nose and see her sniffing. I’m so embarrassed man and I know she knows that I know that she smells it. I just flat out say “I’m so sorry you had to walk into my fart.. I know it smells.” Just to skip all the awkwardness and just get it over with. Bursting into laughter she says “oh my gosh dude I didn’t want to say anything but it’s ok!! It does smell pretty bad though I’m not gonna lie to you.” I proceed to tell her that I get gassy before my period comes and she tells me she does too and she poops way more as well. So I go to help her on the NIP. Then go back to my work. It’s about 6:30 am now, still not many people in the store so I continue to dust the crop haha and this same coworker comes AGAIN. She’s halfway down the aisle this time I just yelled to her “dude I just let out a big one please don’t come over here it stinks!” She just turns around and walks back to wherever she came from. I’m literally shaking my head at myself like oh my gosh why. After some time where I felt comfortable enough to know I probably won’t fart anytime soon I go find her to see what she needed. This is the last time I crop dust. Next time I’m just gonna go to a part of the store nobody walks by or will find me. That part is in the back by the trash chute. It’s perfect, it already smells by it so you’ll never know it was me if someone were to come back there this early for any reason. I have other stories were I was embarrassed, like tripping over some boxes in front of a very cute overnight stocker left in the middle of the aisle. Or asking one guy how does he kiss and him laughing at me for even asking that. In my defense, I just wanted to know in case I tried sticking my tongue in his mouth and him pulling away like what the hell. He was younger than me not that much younger but I don’t know haha maybe he never kissed like that.. that’s embarrassing but that’s literally the only guy I ever asked how he kissed. The farting is more embarrassing. I’m glad my coworker was a girl as well and not a dude.
It’s a Friday morning it’s super gloomy, making the day feel like a drag. I don’t know about you but gloomy days make me lazy and sleepy. Not to mention I work nights and I got off work at 4 am and only slept for a bit. My friend loves to not let me sleep haha but he woke me up to come with him on a delivery around 7 am, he’s a little clingy but I loved it. After the delivery we went to get some coffee at a cute little hole in the wall, I got a mouthful of blueberry muffin and my friend goes “let’s go to a thrift store!” He is super hyper when he drinks coffee. A little hesitant and also chewing I go “You know what yes let’s do it I haven’t gone in so long I use to find gems all the time.” It was my day off so why not. I could sleep later. Also this friend of mines is special to me. We get along so well, we have a great time together there’s literally never a dull moment. Even just watching tv together is fun. Around this time we were watching schitts creek on Netflix. I already watched it but I wanted him to watch it and he loves it. He’s an Aquarius and I’m an Aries, air and fire go well together. Two peas in a pod. Anyways, we go home to clean up and then we head out. We arrived at goodwill and we decide to split up, he goes towards the clothes and I’m always drawn to home decor stuff since I always find unique things, so I head to the back. I came across many treasures but this one particular item for some reason I just felt peace with it, it was a ceramic circle of a man with kind eyes, and a very sweet smile. It just made me feel nice. So I put it in my basket. It had little details of blue flowers that made it pop. It had a very earthy feel and look to it.
Meant to be mine
I had a friend who always had stray cats in her yard, one of the cats was actually hers but she didn’t care much for her, she was a beauty and one day I saw her in the yard she looked bigger than usual. “Is your cat pregnant?” I asked my friend. “I think so, she’s been hanging around here more often so she might be having the babies soon.” A couple weeks go by, I come over one day and see the litter of kittens in her house but also I see her cat had surgery and had a leg removed. “What happened to her oh my gosh poor thing!!” “Well, one day we saw her and she was limping her leg was dirty with dried up blood so we brought her inside and when we would touch her leg she’d cry. So we decided to take her to the vet. The vet told us it seemed like she got stuck somewhere and she hurt her leg and it was infected, and broken so they had to amputate it.” I felt so bad for this momma cat, she just had her litter and she can’t even get away from them if she needed to haha anyway, I saw one black cat in the litter and I felt so drawn to it so I would carry it more than others. Everytime I went over I’d look for the black cat. One time when he started walking more he came up to me and climbed my leg and then walked on me to lay on my chest. It was adorable. Alright another short story in this story before I move on. This friend of mine was actually my best friend, we always hung out, but she had a girlfriend. This girlfriend didn’t like me at all. My friend and I had a thing for each other in the past and nothing serious ever happened we just kissed one time. We both had someone but she cheated on her gf with me and I cheated on my boyfriend at the time with her. But that’s it. But even after all that time my friend always had a thing for me. Her girlfriend knew she use to but didn’t know she still did. So I guess she felt like I was a threat to her. As she should because why is her girlfriend still friends with me? So yeah one day my friend decided to tell her girlfriend about this kiss we had and I didn’t understand why. After she told me she told her about it, I didn’t hear from my friend for a couple months. One day, out of the blue she calls me. “Hey you, you free right now?? Can I come pick you up so we can talk for a bit?” Me being excited to hear from her I immediately said yes. Despite her ghosting me I knew that’s what we would be talking about. So I got ready and she picked me up and we went back to her house. We were in the front yard and we talked about it then out of no where this small black cat came up to me and meowed. It was the kitten I was so drawn to!! My my had he grown a bit. “Whoa I haven’t seen any of the kittens in a while! I don’t know where he came from.” My friend said. I picked him up and just cuddled him and he was just purring. Basically my friend told me that her and her girlfriend got into a fight and she ended up telling her we kissed to piss her off. “It worked for sure.” She said. Anyways, a little time passed we were just catching up and then I asked her about the cats. “So are the cats just on the streets y’all don’t keep them inside or anything?” “No, my parents don’t want them so we just let them go once they got a little bigger.” The little black cat was following me everywhere, the whole time my friend and I were outside talking and walking. She gets a phone call and it’s her girlfriend. Once she gets off the phone, she says “my girlfriend wants me to go pick her up.” “Okay, so you’re gonna take me home now I assume.” We get into the car and before I get in the black cat jumps into the front seat and my friend goes “I think he likes you.” I’m in awe of the cuteness and I decided to ask her if I could keep him. I know she said they’re in the streets but technically it’s her cats baby so it’s her cat still. “Can I keep him?” “Yeah go for it!” I was so excited but also a little worried about my mom, but I figured I could find a way to convince her to let me keep him. I get home and tell my friend bye and to not be a stranger. I immediately took the kitty a bath and picked off any fleas I could find and then waited for my boyfriend to come home so we could get a litter box. “I think I’ll name you Sylvester.” Now in the present time, he’s older it’s been about 6 years. I’m a very spiritual being and I’ve read up on some things and I learned that sometimes your spirit guides will incarnate as pets. So I have reason to believe Sylvester is a spirit guide of mine and that it was no coincidence I felt drawn to him and him to me. I didn’t choose him. he chose me. To be able to look over me closely and be there for me in a physical form rather than just a spirit form. For that, I’m forever grateful this little guy came into my life. He means the world to me. So does my other cat who I also rescued. Her name is Jimmy. That’s another story to tell haha but I hope you guys enjoyed my little story.