Chloe Gray
Bio
I play a lot of video games, I’m in a book-club, and two D&D campaigns. I'm also a clinical social worker and dating consultant who got my start on Reddit. I take a research-based approach to teach you how to be successful on dating apps.
Stories (7/0)
Three Things I Learned from Having Coronavirus
I have Covid19, and it sucks. My whole body aches like the morning after a 16hr workout, the trek from my bedroom to the kitchen feels like hiking, and 100% of the time I’ve gotten a shower I’ve ended up sitting on the floor with my head between my legs and wheezing like a 90yr old smoker. Also, I pooped in my Quidditch pjs when I coughed. Twice.
By Chloe Gray3 years ago in Motivation
- Top Story - August 2021
Dating Terms for Noobs: Part 1: BreadcrumbingTop Story - August 2021
Bread crumbs. They’re delicious crunchy bits of carby goodness. They enhance basically any recipe, they can be used to manipulate small winged creatures into being your friend, and they’re superb for abandoning small German children in witch-infested forests. Recently though, the term has been used to describe crumby behavior on dating apps.
By Chloe Gray3 years ago in Confessions
The 5 Most Important Components of a First Date
A first date should be affordable. There’s absolutely no reason to shell out a bunch of money for some girl you may not even like. Sure, some girls may be impressed by it...but if you’re not trying to barter jewelry for pussy, I would avoid trying to woo her with your wallet. I’m not suggesting that you take her to a food truck or The Dollar Store, but don’t spend hundreds of dollars on someone you don’t even know.
By Chloe Gray3 years ago in Humans
Sometimes, Love Hurts
Relationships are social contracts. The complexity of the relationship increases the complexity of the contract, but even casual dating requires mutual understanding. It’s how human beings develop a sense of safety and security in our environment. There are unwritten rules in place that keep everyone safe, right? Farting in an elevator is a shitty thing to do… we don’t really talk about it, but everyone knows it breaks a sacred oath. You make sure your breath is fresh before you kiss a first date, you don’t leave a microwave dirty in a communal office space, you don’t be stickin’ it in her pussy after you’ve been in her asshole, and you don’t fuck other people when you’re in a monogamous relationship.
By Chloe Gray3 years ago in Filthy
Too Ugly for Online Dating
Think you’re too unattractive for online dating? You’re not alone. A good portion of men who book appointments with me claim to be too ugly for dating apps. Guess what you and them have in common? You’re all dead wrong. By the time I’m done with my clients, most of their built-up fears have completely dissolved. Within a week, they start sending me excited messages about how they’re getting matches for the first time in ages, and a week after that they’re singing my praises in a written testimonial. Don’t believe me? Read them for yourself ;)
By Chloe Gray3 years ago in Confessions
