Byron Swiegers
Joined August 2023
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Should We Eat The Rich? Literally.
Human's are adept at eating things they should not. We eat fugu fish depsite them being toxic. We discovered Oleander was poisonous by trying to turn it into tea. We peaked evolutionary by having eaten an entire blended New York subway rat on Fear Factor. Every day we seem to stray further from god by trying to ingest something we should not, often pushed onto us by corporations. McDonalds should have never recovered after the McSpaghetti, and Italy should have declared war on the US using the McSacrilage as a casus belli.
By Byron Swiegers10 months ago in Humor