Brittany Rose
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Take This Puppy Back To The Pound
Shall we talk about dating in 2024 sweeties? I happen to have bad luck in relationships. I always carefully pick the wrong guy. It's bad ya'll. The dating pool definitely has pee in it. These men are babies, BABIES, and absolutely ridiculous. If you ever want to scare off a man just be really loving and loyal, they fucking hate that. Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, it's just a ton of shit you don't need. Dating is just wondering why someone is single, then figuring it out. I just googled at what age a man fully emotionally matures and it deadass said 43 years old. Getting back into the dating scene is hard for me in that I have to shave my legs AND stay up past 7:30pm. No more my milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, narcissistic alcoholics to the yard. My milkshake is continually bringing fucking morons to my yard and it has to stop. Being an old school romantic in a hook up culture is a special kind of hell. My dating life in four words: dating but not surprised. I don't date, I literally foster men until they find their forever homes.
By Brittany Rose16 days ago in Confessions