Brett was born smoking an imagination pipe, going "ta-ta ta ta! ta-ta-ta" and thoroughly confusing his family, the latter trait being one which has never ceased. He went to Northland College, has published a ton of books, and makes music.
Brett Vs. The Nazi Werewolf Berserker
I had only met her in person ten days earlier, and we were inseparable. Ruby Cardona, 'pirate wench of the gastronomic sea,' was my love, and she fell in love with me the very first night when our bodies were intermingling and I kept making Borat jokes about "mah WIFE!" Three days after we met, I got to meet her four-year-old son when he returned from his biological dad's place, and it was pseudo-step-fatherhood for me at first sight. We loved each other immediately, and it was beautiful. But on that tenth day of meeting, shortly before Thanksgiving Day, 2019, I accidentally proposed marriage.