Writer of things that my mom says are funny.
Faking it as a Doctor in China
Following in the footsteps of Brad Pitt, Jodie Foster and so many other household names, here's how I got ahead in advertising.
Britain's Got (No) Talent
Six years ago, I took a gap year. My plan was to eat an abundance of local delicacies, work a crazy job, get hammered with barefoot hippies and regularly wake up face first in a pool of my own vomit – I was, of course, moving back in with my parents in England.
Marty and Me
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?” “Yes, Dad. Pass the ketchup!” There’s a postcard of Taxi Driver in my Dad’s movie gallery (the downstairs toilet).