Bill Arnold
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A Stray Dog Christmas
Ernest Hemingway once said that 'all true stories end in death'...I guess it's a good thing this is a Christmas story. Everyone called her Miss Pat. She was a little old lady in excellent health and full of vigor, charm, a big heart and she truly loved dogs. It’s simple... She realized a long time ago that dogs cannot take care of themselves. Maybe if they had thumbs? (she thought) but probably not.
By Bill Arnold2 years ago in Families
One Too Many
The most beautiful, sexy, compassionate, smart, funny woman that I had ever met, and my dream date, just danced, twirled to the bed, slipped away from my fingers, fell onto her backside, bounced back up off the bed, and then proceeded to throw up the exquisite dinner that she ate earlier.
By Bill Arnold3 years ago in Marriage