They Hexed the Moon
"Goddess Diana, I do conjure thee, and with uplifted voice to thee I call, that thou shalt never have content nor peace unless we achieve clean stage two separation next launch. I do bind and abjure thee in the name of all the spirits who ascended before us. Laika, Yuri, Judith, Ilan! In nomine matris Babalon, patris Goddardus. NOLE, OLEN, LENO, ELON! Ex TEX usque LIL. Ut supra, sic infra, semper supra!"
- Runner-Up in Extraterrestrial Challenge
The Thunder Valley Guided Dragon Slaying Experience
There weren't always dragons in the Valley. And that was a big problem for my family business. No matter how many disclaimers and money-back guarantees we put in our advertisements and brochures, when a portal tourist from one of the other Worlds paid upwards of 500 gold pieces for a guided dragon hunt, they expected to at least see a dragon.