By day, I am a research scientist investigating the genes behind impulsivity and addiction. I write about love, science, and the millenial experience.
8 AOC News Stories that are neither Sweaters nor Checkmarks
8 seems to be the magic number this week on Twitter - 8, blue check marks, and fanboys rallying for the new troll king. Every content creator had a dig at the new CEO, but for followers of AOC, there were an unfortunate number of sweaters. So many goddamned sweaters.
I was too tired to win the lottery
The Powerball jackpot is $522 million. My phone is full of texts from the optimists in my life reminding me to grab my ticket, cross my fingers, wear my pajamas inside out, and to buy from the cashier directly (no one wins from the machines!).
Dear Future Senator AOC
Dear Representative Ocasio-Cortez: I fully believe that you will be a New York Senator in the near future. I cannot wait to march as many souls to the polls to vote for you and your progressive agenda. You are going to be an amazing representative of all New Yorkers.