This, folks, is a child’s lie; this is a lie that I told my grandma when I got in trouble. See, I got in trouble for climbing a tree. I go out early in the morning and try to find a tree to climb. I was never allowed to climb trees because my parents were afraid, I would get stuck, but I didn’t listen. I go out behind my grandma’s house to the woods. At the time my grandma lived on the bottom road at the top of the hill. Well I end up finding a tree, but it was a baby. It was only about five hundred feet tall. I look up this baby tree and start to climb.
Well, ladies, gentlemen, and children of all ages, I was told to tell a lie. So, I’m here to tell you about my walk for milk. To be honest, it was the most treacherous thing I have ever done. I got up, as I would any day, the time was a quarter till five. I decided to stay up since my alarm goes off at five and right away, I felt off. It is the same feeling you get when you have a test or court date. Despite it all I got up and noticed my floor was far from me. I didn’t know if I was on something, or if it was real. All I knew was I had to do something about it. I crawl to the edge of the bed, which wasn’t easy since I’m huge. Once there I creep down, but I can’t reach the ground. So, I call for lucky to throw me a rope. Lucky is my dog who sleeps in my bed.
You know, maybe this is the one
Welcome back I know this one will be a good one, because we are talking about food. It is the one thing a lot of people can agree is getting expensive. But I would be most people’s personal grocery bill is close to 300$. I’m not even including eating out. See, I must eat three times a day sometimes more. These aren’t small meals, for example, I today ate six eggs, sausage, and three pieces of liver mush. That problem sounds like a nice breakfast to some people, especially if you’re fat. But hers the thing, I need eat that every day. That’s what people don’t think of is the fact that I must. That for most people, is as much food as people eat when they binge or splurge. If I don’t eat that I will suffer from debilitating hunger cramps. They will wake me up at night, no matter how hard I sleep, and keep me from sleeping. My iron will drop, and I will lose all the color in my face. Now I have been blessed to be able to eat like I need to, but it takes a toll on my wallet.
To start of let me thank everyone who read part one and if you haven’t you should. Let’s pick up where we left off. I’m dressed and heading out to work. I go out to my car and face the next challenge in my day. Now, don’t get me wrong, I know there are cars big enough of me to get in, though they tend to be more luxury cars. It just that my choices are limited due mostly to money. The other reason is that I won’t fit into things like sports cars. I have always wanted a Mustang, but I’ve never found one I could get in. I drive, as of the writing of this, a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant. It a nice car, but it is too small. My head touches the roof and my knees reach the dash. This leaves me with back pain in either my lower or upper back, depending on if I sit up. It is to my understanding that a lot of people would just deal with it, but I do have one more think that makes the back pain worse.