Anthony Burton
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How to Make Siiiick Hash Browns
Potatoes are the cruelest root. They’re literally inedible raw. They’re boring as all hell in most preparations. Don’t @ me with your counterpoints: nobody eats mashed potatoes without a gallon of cream cheese in them, stuffed potatoes are just vessels for whatever you’re putting on them, and fries need like duck fat or an entire block of sodium to be palatable. Potatoes suffer from the “rice problem,” which is that a food so incredibly boring on its own that it makes you want to chew on paint chips just to feel something can be elevated to such delicious heights. They are difficult.
By Anthony Burton7 years ago in Feast