
Andrew Pretzel
Bio
I am a writer, a word-slinger, a master of the written art! (just a joke ) I sprinkle my words with laughter and smatter them with humor.
Stories (8/0)
The Art of Being a Good Listener
In today's fast-paced world, it's easy to forget the importance of listening. However, being a good listener is an essential skill that can improve our relationships, communication, and understanding of others. In this article, we will explore the art of being a good listener, including tips and techniques to help you become a better listener in your personal and professional life.
By Andrew Pretzel2 months ago in Confessions
Tommy and Billy’s Big Hot Dog Adventure
Two brothers, named Tommy and Billy are sitting on a cardboard box, huddled together for warmth. They are both dirty and hungry, living on the streets. Tommy is trying to think of a way to make money to buy food for the both of them. Billy looks up at Tommy with big, hopeful eyes. “Tommy, I’s starving. Can we gets us some food?” Tommy sighs. “I’s tryin’, Billy. I’s tryin’ real hard.” Just then, they hear the sound of a man dropping some coins into a nearby trash can. The boys’ eyes light up and they race over to see if they can use the coins to buy food. Tommy turns to Billy with a grin. “Look at dis, Billy! We’s gots us some money now!” Billy jumps up and down with excitement. “Yay! Food, food, food!” The two of them rush to a nearby street vendor and buy some hot dogs with their hard-earned coins. They sit down on a bench and dig in, relishing the taste of their first hot meal in days. Tommy turns to Billy with a smile. “See, Billy? Told ya we’s make it work. We’s a good team, us two.” Billy grins back, his mouth full of hot dog. “Yeah, we is. We’s gonna take care of each other, always and forever.”
By Andrew Pretzel4 months ago in Humans
Millionaire: The Power of Determination & Positive Mindset
“Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who had reached the lowest point in his life. Despite his best efforts, he had failed at everything he had tried. He had lost his job, his relationships were falling apart, and he was deeply in debt. He felt like a complete failure and was ready to give up on life. One day, as he was about to take the drastic step of ending it all, a stranger approached him and offered him a chance at a new life. This stranger was a successful entrepreneur who saw something in Jake that others had not. He offered to mentor Jake and teach him the skills he needed to succeed in the world of business. At first, Jake was skeptical, but he eventually agreed to give it a try. The stranger trained him in various aspects of entrepreneurship and taught him how to develop a strong mindset. He also introduced Jake to the world of online business and showed him how to use the power of the internet to reach a global audience. As Jake’s knowledge and confidence grew, he began to see positive results. He started a small online business and, with time, it began to grow. He was no longer afraid to take risks, and he was more determined than ever to succeed. Jake worked hard and made sacrifices, including quitting his regular job to focus on his online business full-time. He was determined to turn his life around and make a name for himself in the world. As the months passed, Jake’s business flourished, and he became a millionaire. He was now living the life he had always dreamed of and was grateful for the stranger who had helped him get there. Jake never forgot the struggles and pain he had experienced, but he also never forgot the determination and motivation that had helped him overcome them. He was a testament to the power of hard work and perseverance, and he inspired others to never give up on their dreams, no matter how difficult the journey may be.”
By Andrew Pretzel4 months ago in Journal
My Inspiring Cancer Story
My journey with cancer was one of the toughest battles I have ever faced. Every day was a constant reminder of the emotional pain and physical discomfort that I was going through. I remember crying myself to sleep every night, feeling like I was trapped in a nightmare that I couldn’t escape.
By Andrew Pretzel4 months ago in Confessions
Explore the Health Benefits of Medicinal Herbs
“Herbs? More like HURBS!” — A Skeptical Take on Medicinal Herbs Get ready for some herb-spiration, folks, because we’re talking about medicinal herbs! Yes, those amazing plants that have been used for centuries to treat a variety of health conditions. And let me tell you, I’m here for it!
By Andrew Pretzel4 months ago in Longevity
Rapid Weight Loss is Not the Way to Go
My most read article : CLICK HERE About me : CLICK HERE I use this to improve my articles : CLICK HERE Losing weight quickly might sound like a dream come true, but let’s be real, it’s a nightmare in disguise. You see, when it comes to weight loss, slow and steady wins the race, not a mad dash to the finish line. Sure, shedding ten pounds in a week might seem like a victory, but the truth is, it’s a false one. In this article, we’ll explore why losing ten pounds in a week is not a good idea, but we’ll try to keep it lighthearted and humorous (because, let’s face it, weight loss can be a heavy topic).
By Andrew Pretzel4 months ago in Longevity
Making Money Online in a Hilarious Way with ChatGPT
Making money online has become a hot topic lately, and for good reason. With the world going digital, it's no wonder people are searching for new ways to earn a paycheck without leaving the comfort of their own home. But let's be real, there's nothing more boring than reading articles filled with dry statistics and bland advice. That's where I come in, let's make this article a hilarious and entertaining read.
By Andrew Pretzel4 months ago in Education