The Signs As Sex Positions
ARIES (MARCH 21ST - APRIL 19TH)
Aries reminds me of air. Which reminds me of queefing. Which reminds me of the doggy style position. And there we have it folks, you lot get the doggy style position. This is also because I have looked at the way your stars are aligned and little dipper was getting dicked down doggy style by big dipper. Face down, ass up and well done. That’s how you like your meat. Also don’t forget to use a condom, Aries has a high rate of STI’s. I can’t release where I got this information from but it’s true.