If you don’t know me personally you may not know that I identify as bisexual. No big deal. At least not for me and the people I choose to surround myself with. However, I’ve had to encounter some pretty poor interpretations of what bisexuality means. There are aggressions towards all members of the queer community but here I’m going to address a few of my personal experiences with ignorant humans.
Today is the first day of Autumn, Jessica. You told me Autumn was your favourite season which I always thought was rather pretentious. You said the colours were so beautiful they made you want to cry or dance or both. All I ever saw were shades of brown. Brown and yellows; the colours of excrement. Then the Autumn rain would plaster the leaves to the pavement in a washed-out wallpaper by a decorator no one hired. You called me a pessimist. I called you foolish.
Cut out trousers not your style? Fair enough, maybe you need something with more social contact, well don’t you worry, we serve that here too!
So, are we ready for project #1? This took me about 5 hours to do in total. I didn't use a tutorial because, well, I'm stupid. But we won't focus on my personal flaws (maybe in a separate post). You came here to learn how to make these star cut out pants and imma tell you how.