Alexander T Richardson
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Stories (10/0)
Hat Hunt
I dig into my dresser and toss my clothes around my room. My sweaters, pants, and sheets are spread on my floor like blood on a battlefield. I turn to my bed and rip all the sheets off at once, but there’s still no sign of it. What a great start to my morning.
By Alexander T Richardsonabout a year ago in Fiction
Pancake Problems
“Good morning, Regina. What’re you up to?” “Damn it. Damn it. Damn it!” Regina shrieks, her arms fiddling over something. Sometimes I’m not sure why I even bother with this woman. It’d be a lot easier to do what she says and kill mindlessly, but I’d rather get a good laugh out of her antics. The only problem with that is that her antics aren’t always funny. They’re just sad.
By Alexander T Richardsonabout a year ago in Fiction
Family Dinner
“Mom, I’m home!” I call out, opening the front door to my house, excitement booming out of my voice. I enter and slam the door with a little too much force, my enthusiasm getting the best of me. “I’ve been looking forward to this dinner all day! Is everything ready, mom!?” I shout, hoping I’m loud enough for my mother to hear me.
By Alexander T Richardsonabout a year ago in Fiction
Where's The Food?
The venue that was rented out is spacious but cramped at the same time. There’s a large line of tables that’s taking up all the space in the center of the room, while the chairs barely leave you with space to walk along the edges. Whatever seat you chose sealed your fate for the night, cause it wasn’t going to be easy to just get up and leave.
By Alexander T Richardsonabout a year ago in Fiction
The Secret Ingredient
The couch is very comfortable. So comfortable in fact, that it makes me never want to stand up again. I wonder if anyone has been crazy enough to have their own ass sewn into a couch before? It does sound painful, but you’d never have to get up ever again, and eventually, the pain of having your cheeks sewn to a couch will go away, and then you’ll be comfortable, basically forever.
By Alexander T Richardsonabout a year ago in Fiction