Ahmad Zubair
Bio
I am a technical fraud analyst by profession and by passion I am still searching for it...
Stories (13/0)
The Great Escape of Gary the Goldfish (and Mildred the Microwave)
Alright, buckle up, because you're about to witness the greatest fish heist this side of the Mississippi (or your kitchen sink, depending on your geographical woes). It all began on a Tuesday, which, as everyone knows, is the most depressing day of the week. You, our weary hero, were staring listlessly at the beige walls, contemplating the existential crisis of your goldfish, Gary.
By Ahmad Zubair3 days ago in Humor
How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: A Masterclass in Frustration
Ah, the fitted sheet. A seemingly simple object that transforms into an origami nightmare the moment you attempt to fold it. We've all been there, wrestling with this rectangular enigma, left with a crumpled mess that resembles a rejected deflated beach ball. Fear not, fellow laundry warriors! Today, we embark on a journey – a masterclass, if you will – in the art of folding the fitted sheet.
By Ahmad Zubair11 days ago in Humor
My Weekend with a Herd of Competitive Pigeons (Spoiler Alert: I Lost):
Have you ever dreamt of escaping the daily grind and connecting with nature? Well, let me tell you, there's a way more unexpected way to achieve that than a yoga retreat in Bali. This past weekend, I found myself knee-deep (well, maybe ankle-deep) in pigeon poop, surrounded by a feathery frenzy, all thanks to a very unique volunteer opportunity.
By Ahmad Zubair11 days ago in Humor
My efforts in changing my thought process
Over the course of my life, I have come to realize that changing your thought process is one of the most powerful tools we have for personal growth and self-improvement. Our thoughts can shape our reality and influence our actions, so it is crucial that we learn to manage them effectively.
By Ahmad Zubairabout a year ago in Motivation
We are our own problems
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who always had a hard time achieving his goals. No matter how hard he tried, he always found himself falling short. He would come up with excuses as to why he couldn’t succeed and blamed his failures on external factors. His life was full of limitations, and he was constantly held back by his own negative thoughts.
By Ahmad Zubairabout a year ago in Motivation
Problem Solver!!!
Unlike most of you guys, I was once characterized as a problem creator. I was the one with the most negative energy in all the places I used to be. Which made me realize that I am my biggest problem. This is when I started reading books and particularly the ones in the self-help section. It took a lot of time for me to get out of my own shadow, but the effort was all worth it.
By Ahmad Zubairabout a year ago in Motivation
Fraud Investigator & Sherlock Holmes
I can’t tell you how much everyone wants to be an investigator. and you will hardly find someone refusing to be in an investigating role. And the cherry on top is to be a fraud investigator. No one refuses to be a fraud Investigator.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Fiction
No negotiations required
Like everything else, your job post had a strange aura. You are looking for qualities that are systematically eradicated from our personality in the institutions we work, after hours and hours of useless working (just because we need a job). Morals and ethics are thrown out of the windows when you are asked to be quiet just because the management wants you to be.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Confessions
