Son of a Beer
“Want a beer?”
“Sure.”
“I got Heineken, Bud, Bud Light, Coors...”
“Eh, I’ll pass, thanks, I’ll just have water.”
I don’t care if you think I’m a beer snob, but I totally am, and I turned my wife into one. Tasting beer and drinking beer isn’t the same. It’s not just about quenching your thirst on a hot day or god forbid, ‘grabbin a beer with the guys out in the driveway with my big truck while we talk about engine sizes and gear ratios.” (say this in a deep, tough voice). My apologies if you sit in your driveway and drink beer, and talk about your truck's camshaft and horsepower, and how freaking awesome it is, or you have a deep tough voice, BRO!!!! Watch me open this Bud with my teeth!!