Wanted Dead or Alive: Asian Vampire Hunter

Dr. Wayne Stein, a cinematic scholar, who traveled the world as a keynote speaker in international conferences to places like Nepal, Toyko, and Beijing, passed away today on the same day Bruce Lee died: July 20.

Professor Stein taught classes at a university for some thirty years on Asian Cinema, including Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Japanese Vampire, Chinese Ghosts, and the Asian Gothic.

Dr. Wayne Stein, Professor of English, delivered a Ted Talk titled “Resilience Against Cancer: Thriving Amidst Adversity, ” focusing on Bruce Lee on April 14, 2021.

Furthermore, Professor Stein published many articles, chapters, and books on these topics. Indeed, some of his articles were translated into Chinese.

Dr. Wayne Stein was also a Ted Talk Speaker on Bruce Lee, for he so loved Bruce Lee and was reborn with the spirit of a kung fu fighter.

Dr. Wayne Stein will be remembered as a humble soul, a mindful person, a kind father, and wonderful husband. He practiced Yoga since he was a child and had many black belts in many martial arts, like kendo, goju-ryu, aikido and even practiced the ancient art of Katori Shinto Ryu.

Furthermore, Dr. Wayne Stein's most famous article was about Asian vampires, Hulu Jings, "Women as Shapeshifting Fox Spirits" written in 2017. Indeed it was even translated into Chinese.

Dr. Wayne Stein's books are found in libraries around the world. Indeed, the article was even quotes in film magazines, such as in Slash Film in August 2022.

However, not only were his works about Asian vampires translated in other languages, but one day Dr. Wayne Stein started to talk to his shadow because he found himself in stage 4 cancer ad was drugged with a lot of painkillers.

Then one day, Professor Wayne Stein died and was reborn as a Chinese woman vampire. Looking into the wall, he noticed that his shadow had became another gender, another sex.

Dr. Sheila La Stein, born in the year of the Ass, was not your ordinary vampire, for she loved to dance at clubs after midnight. If you were a good dancer and had a nice round butt, she might even kiss you later. If your butt was flat, she would not date you.

. . . Left, right . . .

. . . . . Left, right . . .

. . . . . . . . . Left, right . . .

She loved to say, left, right, repeatedly, as she watched a macho man or sexy mamacita with a big butt walk away from her. She was in vampire heaven of the undead hungry ghosts. Lust was in her heart.

. . . Left, right . . .

. . . . . Left, right . . .

. . . . . . . . . Left, right . . .

. . . . . . . . . . right, right? . . .

If you invited her to a hotel, Dr. Sheila La Stein would enjoy your company, male or female. If you treated her right, she would treat you right.

Professor Stein would even sing orgasmically if you turned her on, for if she enjoyed listening to you and loving you, she could have multiple orgasms.

However, karma is a bitch, because if you mistreated Dr. Sheila La Stein, she would strangle you and eat your liver, because out of the dead body of any ass, there is great nutritional value from eating the liver.

Indeed, studies on Asian vampires from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford Journals of Compassion and Wellness confirmed this fact

Hollywood made Dr. Sheila La Stein into a gothic kung fu salsa movie star, she would dance, kiss, and eat you as she laughed to the bank and became an international superstar, being part Korean, Dr. Sheila La Stein became a K-pop singer too.

. . . . Rest in peace. . . .

. . . . . . . . Rest in peace. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rest and have a piece of liver, salted of course, raw of course.

Finally, as Hollywood made the undead virgin, Dr. Sheila La Stein into a gothic kung fu salsa movie star, she would dance, kiss, and eat you, lovingly, livers being best with salt and raw, as she laughed to the bank and became an international superstar, being part Korean, Dr. Sheila La Stein because a K-pop singer too.

Suddenly one day, the undead virgin K-pop star, Dr. Sheila La Stein vanished.

. . . . Rest in Peace. . . . .

. . . . . . . .Rest in Peace . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rest in Peace . . . .

I missed the deadline of course. . .