To the Caribbean for some fun in the Shade

Distance yourself from Ned the alligator.

By Antoni De'LeonPublished 2 months ago • 1 min read

I'm off to the Caribbean beaches for some relaxation in the shade

If you care to join me...please be my guest

The yacht is pier-ed by Alligator Ned's front door

Just Google or Voogle, "Alligator Ned's Caribbean Hub" ~

Please check in with him for the umbrella of your choice

(Side note)...avoid being eaten, Ned may look quite friendly

But he will chow down on you in a heartbeat

I suggest negotiations from a safe distance...maybe check online

There is a wide variety of 'brellas for your pleasure

Pina colada's.... so yummy

Umbrellas for all the naughty boys... you know who you are

Doggy 'brellas are available too

Those coconut ones are delish...but they may attract mosquitoes - and Ned

Fruity toppings for your enjoyment

The island maidens are lovely...they'll steal your heart with secret Voodoo whisperings

And them green-eyed witches...well...I will leave you all to guess...

Leave your name below...I will inform Ned of your choice. Oh...and feel free to order custom made umbrellas. Ned will be happy to oblige.

Just collect those in person. He he he.

Somehow that last line reminds me of Dharsheena.

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content. (Helen Keller).

Tiffany, Dhar, JBaz, Rommie, Grz, Paul, Mike, Sid, NA, Michelle L, Caitlin, Sarah P. List unfinished.