Lit Lit: Sillyloquy

I’ve decided to take next steps (and avoid copyright infringement) and call these word substitutions Lit Lit instead of the trademarked Mad Libs. I’m starting with a series of soliloquies, sillyloquies (if you will). This one takes one of Billy Shakes’s most-memorized passages (I had to recite it in high school).

This time, I’ve included examples in the list.

TEXTILE PATTERN

Example: plaid, paisley, gingham

2. ADJECTIVE

Example: gloomy, sticky, cursed

3. OCCUPATION

Example: plumber, pirate, accountant

4. BEVERAGE

Example: coffee, root beer, sloe gin fizz, kombucha

5. ADJECTIVE

Example: sticky, glamorous, suspicious

6. GERUND (-ING VERB)

Example: yodeling, tap-dancing, screaming

7. BODY PART

Example: elbow, pancreas, kneecap

8. EXCLAMATION

Example: alas!, yikes!, behold!

Rules:

1. Post your list in the comments, one for each part of speech requested. I will post a results piece with your list filled in to the original text, with a link to your profile.

2. Avoid being generic or mundane

3. Have fun!