Fix the Damn Unsubscribe Feature
Before I go batshit crazy from ai spam
By Harper Lewis Published about 17 hours ago • Updated about 15 hours ago • 1 min read
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh
I’m about to lose my goddamn mind. My feed gets buried in copious posts from one creator, often twenty in an hour, sometimes seventy in one day.
Justin, if you’re listening, give the unsubscribe button back before I completely lose my mind and go on a killing spree. A speculum and scorpions are my weapons of choice.
About the Creator
Harper Lewis
Intrusive rhyme bothers me, except as a weapon.
Intertextuality is my passion.
Formalist/ New Critical are my guiding theories.
My words are mine, not a robot’s.
MA English literature, CofC
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