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If you agree with me on this one, you might also find yourself looking for the most hiss-terical cat puns and jokes. Well, there's plenty more purr-fectly funny options where that came from because we've curated a whole list of punny sayings that you can use to caption the cute photos of your kitty or send as funny texts to your other cat loving friends. You might even throw one or two into your next cat conversation or write them in a card paired with the best gifts for cat lovers. Either way, you'll find plenty of cat puns and jokes to meow over here. Just keep reading!

20 Funny Cat Puns

• You’ve cat to be kitten me!
• I’m feline fine!
• That was a total cat-astrophe.
• Cut the cat-itude!
• Let's go to Starbucks and grab a few cat-puccinos.
• Meow you doing?
• My cat got fined for littering.
• You’re the cat’s paw-jamas!
• Meow you’re talking!
• I’m just kitten around.
• My cat sure is purr-suasive.
• How do you like me meow?
• Want a meowtini? Shaken, not purred, of course.
• Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!
• Stop stressing meowt!
• These puns are just hiss-terical!
• My cat is often confused. You could say he gets pretty purr-plexed.
• Now wait just a meowment…
• My purr-fect cat thinks everyone is in-fur-rior to them!
• Let me put my thinking cat on.

16. Cute Cat Puns

• You're going to be my feline friend fur-ever!
• Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip!
• Looking good, feline good.
• My cat is going down in hiss-story as the best cat ever.
• Stop fighting! Just hiss and make up.
• Press paws and live in the meow.
• I love you, meow and forever.
• It was meant to be. You could say it was kitten in the stars.
• My cat has quite the purr-sonality!
• You're as purr-ty as a picture!
• With the right catitude, anything is pawsible!
• I can tell you have a secret. It’s kitten all over your face!
• I’m litter-ly in love with you.
• Happy purr-thday!
• I’m a total cat purr-son.
• Pass the paw-pcorn, please.
• These puns are hiss-terical.
• My cat is often confused. You could say he gets pretty purr-plexed.
• My cat thinks everyone is in-fur-rior to them!
• I’m not in the mewd for this.
• My cat has allergies, so she takes anti-hisstamines.
• Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip!
• My cat hates to work. She always does the bare mew-nimum.
• Sit up straight! Remember good paw-sture.
• Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan.
• My cat has quite the purr-sonality!
• With the right cattitude, anything is pawsible!
• I’m litter-ly in love with you.
• I’m a total cat purr-son.
• My kitten’s worst habit is pro-cat-stinating.

15 Cat Jokes

• What's a cat's favorite book? The Great Cats-by.
• What's a cat's favorite day of the week? Cat-urday.
• Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mew-sic.
• What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
• What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
• If your cat was an artist, what would they paint? Paw-traits.
• What's a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
• If cats taught school, what would they be called? Purr-fessors.
• What's a cat's favorite food? Paw-sta.
• What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
• How did the lazy kittens work on their school project? They put in the bare mew-nimum.
• What's every kitten’s favorite movie? The Little Purr-maid.
• What's a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
• Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.

Meow of cat puns

• How do you like me meow?
• Now wait a meowment …
• Meow are you doing?
• Meow you’re talking!
• Here and meow …
• Press paws and live in the meow.
• Any minute meow …
• You’re my best fur-end.
• It’s meow or never.
• Stop stressing meowt!
• Enjoy every meowment.

Cat Pun Pick Up Lines!

• Whisker me away.
• You’re the cat’s pawjamas
• I’m litter-ly in love with you.
• I think we should get meow-rried someday.
• I’m so fur-tunate.
• You’ve got purr-sonality.
• You’re so purr-suasive.
• Wait a meow-ment.
• You’re purrfect just the way you are
• You’re paw-sitively blushing.
• I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.
• I’ll have a meow-tini.
• Girl, you’re looking fe-line!
• You look fur-miliar.
• You’re so purr-ty.
• Meow you doin’?

Cat Puns For Every Occasion

• Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!
• Looking good, feline good
• Live long and pawsper
• I’ve got felines for you
• Best furiends furever
• I’m a total cat purrson
• With the right catitude, anything is pawsible
• So fur, so good
• You’re how old?! You’ve got to be kitten me.
• Meow is the time to party!
• Happy birthday to one cool cat.
• Another birthday?! Not pawsible!
• Happy birthday to mew!
• Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!
• Celebrating mew right meow!
• Happy purrrthday!

Cat Puns For Foodies

Avocatto (avocado)

Baked purrtato (baked potato)

Biscatti (biscotti)

Cappurrcino (cappuccino)

Catpuccino (cappuccino)

Focattia (focaccia)

What's a cat's favorite food? pawsta

Hampurrger (hamburger)

Marsh-meow-low (marshmallow)

Meowtini (martini; shaken, not purred, of course)

Pawpcorn (popcorn)

What's a cat's favorite Indian food dish? Nyan bread

Purrito (burrito)

What's a cat's favorite breakfast food? mice crispies

Purrseco (prosecco)

Tempurra (tempura)

Water-meow-on (watermelon)

Party Time For Cats

Meow-zel tov!

Will you meowy me?

I love you, meow and forever.

Have a paw-some birthday!

Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday!

Have a cat-tastic birthday!

You’ve got to be kitten me right meow.

I’m just kitten around.

I can tell you have a secret – it’s kitten all over your face!

It was meant to be – it was kitten in the stars.

As good as mew.

All kitten aside, cat puns are the best puns.

Cat Celebrities

Meowly Cyrus

Catniss

Catpernicus

Catzilla

Amewlia Earhart

Cindy Clawford

Catalie Portman

Cleocatra

Harry Pawter

Luke Skywalkpurr

Kitty Purry

Genghis Kat

Leonardo DiCatrio

Meowly Cyrus

Will Furrell

Notorious C.A.T.

Paw McCartney

Santa Claws

Sir Isaac Mewton

Jimmy Feline

William Shakespaw

Even Cat Puns

Can we press paws on this relationship?

You’re in-fur-rior to me.

That’s hiss-terical.

I’m feline good.

Cut the cattitude.

Paw-don my language

You’re hilari-mouse!

That’s just claw-ful.

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

That’s a bit radi-claw.

Paw-don me.

That was a cat–astrophe.

Don’t be a sourpuss.

You’ve got to be kitten me.

I’m feline sad.

I’ve got my thinking cat on.

You’re freaking meow-t.

Cat Birthday Puns

“Have a purr-fectly fabulous birthday!”

“Let’s paw-ty like it’s your birthday!”

“Wishing you a hiss-terical birthday filled with laughter!”

“You are that old? You have got to be kitten me!”

“Another year whiskered away! Happy Birthday!”

“Here’s to a day filled with nip, naps, and birthday pats!”

“Another birthday? You’ve got to be kitten me!”

“Purr haps you’re just getting more purr ty every year'”

“Paws and enjoy every moment of your special day!”

“Wishing you a cat astic birthday!”

Cat’s Favorite Puns

Kitten’s favorite movie: The Great Catsby

Cat’s favorite singer: Meow-donna

Cat’s favorite activity: Purr-suing yarn

Cat’s favorite color: Purr ple

Cat’s favorite dance: The Cat-tango

Cat’s favorite dessert: Mousecream

Cat’s favorite exercise: Stretch & Paws

Cat’s favorite apology: Paw don me

Cat’s favorite clothes: cat’s paw jamas

Cat’s favorite book: They prefer cat alogues

Cat’s favorite snack: Fish & Nips

Cat’s favorite drink after a long day: Meow tini

Cat’s favorite vegetable: Cat rots

Cat’s favorite cereal: Mice Krispies

Cat Puns For Work

Purr fessional: “Please keep everything very purr-fessional during meetings.”

Pawspective: “Let’s take a step back and get some pawspective on this project.”

Claw-ver Ideas: “I need you all to come up with the most claw-ver ideas for this campaign.”

Meowtivation: “We need a little more meowtivation to hit our goals.”

Furr ward Thinking: “In this company, we appreciate furr-ward thinking employees.”

Tail-ored Solutions: “Our products are tail-ored to meet customer needs.”

Purr sistence: “With a bit of purr-sistence, we can overcome any challenge.”

Cat astrophic Errors: “We need to double-check our work to avoid any cat-astrophic errors.”

Pawsitive Feedback: “I always appreciate pawsitive feedback during presentations.”

Cat Puns For Instagram

Purr-suasion: “Using my power of purr-suasion to get those likes! 😸”

Feline Fine: “Just feeling feline fine and soaking up the sunshine. ☀️🐾”

Caturday Vibes: “Every day is a Caturday when you’re one cool cat. 😽✨”

Paws and Reflect: “Taking a moment to paws and reflect on life’s little blessings. 🐱❤️”

Purr fect Meow ment: “Captured this purr fect meow ment. 📸”

Whisker Wonderland: “Living in a whisker wonderland. ❄️🐈”

Tail-tastic Adventures: “On to new tail-tastic adventures. Where should I explore next? 🌍🐾”

Cat ching: “I am cat ching feelings for this cat 😻”

Feeling Pawsitive: “Feeling very pawsitive today. Double tap if you agree! 💖”

Claw-some Days: “Here’s to claw-some days and cozy nights. 🌟🐱”

Love Cat Puns

“I’m feline in love with you!”

“We should get meow rried someday.”

“I am in love with your purrsonality.”

“You make my heart purr with happiness.”

“I’m not kitten you, I adore you.”

“You’ve clawed your way into my heart.”

“Our love is the perfect cat-tastrophe.”

“You’re the purr-fect match for me.”

“Fur-ever in love with you.”

“You are so un-fur-gettable.”

“You’re the catnip to my heart.”

“You’re the purr-son of my dreams.”

“I’m head over paws in love with you.”