The Zeus is Loose!
Lana Lynx’s ‘Ancient Wonder, Modern Review’ Challenge
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5/5) — “Daddy Zeus is the original thirst trap”
I took a little day trip down to Olympia’s Temple of Zeus to see what all the fuss is about. Phidias sculpted this towering diva out of ivory and gold. It’s giving opulence. And check out those abs!
Daddy Zeus is the original thirst trap. This thing is so lifelike! It seemed like at any moment he was going to pop off that throne and seduce a mortal.
You can aim that lightning bolt right here, honey! 😘
They call this one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World. I’m wondering what he’s got under that robe. 👀
You know what, forget the seven wonders. I’m about to commit the seven deadly sins in Zeus’ name. And I’m starting with lust!
Somebody better give me some drachmas for the ferryman, for I am deceased! 💀
I’d highly recommend this trip. Would make a great place for a bachelorette party. 🥂
- Horny for Zeus
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