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Who Lost Their Stash Of Cocaine In The West Wing?

Cocaine in the U.S. Whitehouse might mean they're overworking somebody.

By Jason Ray Morton Published 10 months ago 3 min read
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Whitehouse image credit Image by YOONHEECHO from Pixabay/cocaine image credit Zxc, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

The title “Whitehouse” has taken on a whole new meaning. Cocaine was discovered in the Whitehouse, the seat of power and home of the leader of the free world, the president of the United States.

According to news sources Cocaine, the illicit drug that has caused millions of people to suffer addiction issues and criminality, and has fueled the prison industrial complex in the United States was found in the White House. The Secret Service has verified to the press that the substance tested positive. When it was found in the west wing, according to reports, it prompted an evacuation of the building and an emergency response.

We’re led to believe that the cocaine was found in the west wing near where visitors come to take tours. Allegedly, these visitors are screened, and one would imagine being carefully watched by the next level of security that would be in place in the home of the leader of the free world. This also leads people to ponder, are the people taking tours of the Whitehouse stupid enough to bring a felony drug into the Whitehouse or even onto federal grounds where it would become federal jurisdiction if caught?

Cocaine: History In The Making

In a history of firsts, we've had the first female VP, the first consistently falling down president, the first son pleas out to federal charges and is on probation, and we did have that reality TV star as president for a while. Now, we've had a public acknowledgment that there was cocaine in the Whitehouse, of all places. It would be interesting to know if the news would have been shared had it not been broadcast over emergency frequencies when the substance tested positive.

While liberals and conservatives begin to trade shots about the illicit drug being Hunter Biden’s or Donald Trump Jr’s, this is an insane thing to see happen. Popular celebrities that have visited the Whitehouse, such as Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg, are known to love their marijuana, but cocaine? One would have to wonder has the spirit of liberalism has gone too far that America’s acceptance of drugs is making drug users careless enough that they’re leaving a deadly drug lying around.

A public acknowledgment of cocaine in the Whitehouse obviously is bad for the president’s orbit considering his son’s status as an addict, and many social media posts people have seen confirming he’s abused and used cocaine.

In a house that would be constantly being swept by security and is the most protected building in the country, the drug couldn’t have been there long. Likely, it would have to have been dropped there on Sunday, or perhaps Saturday. I wouldn’t expect to hear it had been there very long as the investigation concludes unless they find video evidence of who put it there that the Whitehouse won’t be inclined to admit to. Face it, people protect their children and since a certain someone just went on federal probation after his plea agreement, while daddy might want to give him a whooping, he isn’t likely to turn him over to the authorities.

Who could have left the cocaine there? Literally, anybody in the current era. The reversal of political opinions about drugs and decriminalizing drugs on such a mass scale has certainly downplayed the deterrent against using things like cocaine. There’s been a known abuser of cocaine staying there with his parents at times, attending state functions, and no doubt wandering around as the son of the president. The place was even visited by the most famed Columbian cocaine cartel leader, Pablo Escobar, once upon a time. If it was him that left it there, it’s been there forever, so I kind of doubt that it was Pablo.

Time will tell what the public learns, but this is another historic tale that we wouldn’t have imagined possible in these very historic times.

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About the Creator

Jason Ray Morton

I have always enjoyed writing and exploring new ideas, new beliefs, and the dreams that rattle around inside my head. I have enjoyed the current state of science, human progress, fantasy and existence and write about them when I can.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock10 months ago

    Time will tell.

  • Babs Iverson10 months ago

    Yes! Who did it? Wonderful story!!!♥️♥️💕 Having toured the White House with my grandsons, we had to go through several security checks.

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