I’ve Never Been Raided By the FBI, But Donald Trump Has
Hopefully, this will not end well
You know what’s funny about dishonest, shitty human beings? They tend to have brushes with the law. Numerous ones dating back some 50 years. They have had many court cases and legal decisions that have been leveled against them. They’re almost always in the news for not-so-good reasons. One of my least favorite human beings (if you can call him that) of them all had his home in Mar-a-Lago raided today by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Evidently, like the coward he is, Donald Trump was nowhere to be seen during this happening. Either his fat ass was out waddling from the golf course to the porta-potty during his 215th round of golf this year (at least he’s playing less than he was when he was president), or he was over on Epstein's island, getting to know the new owner and some young ladies. Like YOUNG ladies. He likes ’em young.
After all, this is the man who enjoyed walking into dressing rooms when underage girls were changing during his creepy-ass teen beauty pageants. I think this was around the time that he gave the interview where he discussed how he moved on young women like a bitch. (He was calling himself a bitch? How accurate.)
So it’s not a stretch to assume he’s still pursuing very young women. I think he said he likes to grab them by the pussy with his tiny baby hands. I’m sure his tiny orange hands are a perfect fit for his tiny orange baby dick.
I enjoy every chance I get to laugh at Donald Trump and his misfortune. He’s been getting testified about as of late for instigating the January 6th, 2021 insurrection that killed five people. He has blood on his hands, of an officer and his supporters.
A Capitol police officer died, as well as four Trump supporters. One woman was shot by police and killed as she attempted to breach the Speaker’s Lobby through a broken window in the Capitol building. One man had a heart attack. One woman was trampled to death by the crowd of rioters. Another man had a stroke during the assault on the Capitol.
So you might deduce that Trump has blood on his hands because of his inflammatory words the morning of this insurrection. He whipped his crazy, ignorant followers into a rage about his viewpoint of the election being stolen from him. Which was total bullshit, as he lost by seven million votes. But he’ll tell you that there were at least 7,000,001 votes stolen from him. Sure, Drumpf.
The best thing about this raid by the FBI on his home is knowing that when this type of thing happens, it’s almost always bad news for the person involved. Things like this don’t tend to go the way of the homeowner or the person the Feds are targeting. You have to fuck up in a pretty major way to have the Feds issuing a search warrant and showing up to go through all of your shit.
He even had the gall to whine and complain about them breaking into one of his safes. One he claims to not knowing he even had. Sure, Skippy. This man has been allergic to the truth since birth. The official count of lies and untruths he told while being the President of the United States was over 30,500. The man has absolutely no moral fiber, intelligence or manners.
I relish in the fact that this will likely be another bigger step in the long and involved process of locking up the Teflon Don for a good long time. I’d love to see him spend the rest of his sure-to-be-short life in prison.
Anyway, I’m not going to go into why I detest this human piece of filth, but the reasons are valid and numerous. Actually, if you care to know exactly why I feel the way I do about Donald Trump, check out the blog I wrote titled, “Donald Trump Is a Piece of Shit, and So Are You For Supporting Him.” That should explain it to the letter. I stand behind every word written on that one.
Hopefully, before long, we’ll see this orange weasel stumbling and lying his way through court, and rest assured, I’ll be watching every minute of it. I’d pay $99.99 on Pay-Per-View to watch every minute of it. Maybe more if it was broadcast HD. I want to see that bastard sweat in court. Don’t worry Melania, you’ll be free soon. Or maybe you won’t. I wouldn’t be surprised to see some family members go down, too, at least Ivanka, Jared, and his two idiot sons.
There’s nothing like watching a racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic piece of trash get the justice that is so long overdue. He’s 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5-pound sack. I can’t wait for this story to develop. Well done today, FBI. Well done.
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