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Everybody Can't Stop Laughing at the CBN's 2 Grammatical Blunders in New Letter.

by Jide Okonjo 10 months ago in literature

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The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) had everybody upset once again when they posted a new circular essentially directing deposit money banks (DMBs), non-bank financial institutions (NBFIs), and other financial institutions (OFIs) to stop dealing in cryptocurrencies or facilitating payments for cryptocurrency exchanges.

Seeing as cryptocurrency is beginning to take flight in a lot of other countries and is just beginning to develop legs in Nigeria, it is no surprise why people were very upset by the news.

Yet, as mad as people were about the news there were two little parts of the circular that while many people didn’t catch, the few that caught it found it quite funny.

Are you ready to see what the grammatical blunders were? Then let’s go!

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So to make it fun, I’ll first show you the full CBN circular and I’ll let you see if you can find it. Don’t worry, if you can’t, I’ll still show you after. In case you want to try for yourself first though, have a go!

The circular reads:

The Central of Bank of Nigeria’s (CBN) circular of January 12, 2017 ref FPR/DIR/GEN/C1R/06/010 which cautioned Deposit Money Banks (DMBs), Non-Bank Financial Institutions (NBFIs), Other Financial Institutions (OFIs) and members of the pubic on the risk associated with transactions In crypto currency refers.

Further to earlier regulatory directives on the subject, the Bank hereby wishes to remind regulated institutions that dealing in crypto currencies or facilitating payments for cryptocurrency exchanges is prohibited.

Accordingly, all DMBs, NBFIs and OFIs are directed to identify persons and/or entities transacting in or operating crypto currency exchanges within their systems and ensure that such accounts are closed immediately.

Please note that breaches of this directive will attract severe regulatory sanctions.

This letter is with immediate effect.

Did you catch them?

Okay if you didn’t let me point them out for you.

The first one is that CBN didn’t spell their own name correctly. They wrote on the circular, “The Central of Bank of Nigeria”.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, they then went on to make the second blunder which is just the killer for me. They wrote on the circular:

“Other Financial Institutions (OFIs) and members of the pubic” – the pubic. The PUBIC! 😂🤣

People responding to the errors couldn't help but react:

I just can’t! 🤣

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Jide Okonjo

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