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Cole Tomas Allen family: Here's all we know about WH dinner shooting suspect

Cole Tomas Allen, 31, from Torrance, California, is suspected of discharging firearms during the WH Correspondents' Dinner, injuring a Secret Service agent.

By Skyler SaundersPublished 6 months ago • 3 min read

Phenotypically, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter is Foundational Black American (FBA). Is light bright along with his family, but he’s a black nevertheless. President Trump is a November…would this have been an example of black on black crime?

Will the news outlets, many of them tuxedoed that night and ready to go to the nearest camera as reporters and journalists claim that the would-be assassin, Cole Tomas Allen is brilliant? Will they state that he earned a bachelor’s degree in chemical engineering from California Institute of Technology and a master’s degree in computer science from Caltech and emphasize it?

Sure, they’ll acknowledge it, but will they say this miscreant was a genius? How many news sources will describe him as a black man and one out of the three would-be assassins against Trump who is not white?

This doesn’t have to be a race thing but it most likely will spill into those muddy waters. The mere fact that his skin color and hair texture look totally different from other people who may or may not have targeted the president, it is apparent that journalists often fawn over the backgrounds of these brutes.

Other cases like the D.C. snipers were a bunch of Novembers going around killing individuals just trying to get some gas. It begs more questions like is Allen just a patsy for a greater conspiracy. He had been registered at the hotel but had not been invited to the Dinner.

In evening gowns, women journalists picked up microphones and reported what they knew about the entire exchange. Shots had been fired but it is still unclear whether it was Allen’s firearm or the Secret Service. If he did fire, it could be a life sentence for him. Good. And speaking of their win, they performed their duties as they should. In one camera image, an agent dropped to his knee and discharged his weapon with precision and accuracy. Only one Secret Service member had to be medically checked for sustaining a wound that could’ve been worse had he not been wearing a bullet resistant vest.

Applause to them. But again, that's their job. They performed it admirably and should be lauded for saving the day. But back to the footage of one of their own taking a knee for a better shot, the footage looked horrible. We’re in the age of 16K resolution and we’re still using technology that appears worse than Betamax films. The Zapruder film had better color and clarity than this piss poor imagery.

Speaking of imagery, could Oz Pearlman see this coming? Could he read Allen’s mind before he came to the venue with weapons on his body, ready to do his worst? Where were all the mentalist “skills” that could have stopped this altogether? Pearlman is going to have to explain a lot about this one. Did he know about Allen’s plot and decided not to tell anyone? Maybe he should go to prison as well for premeditation of another person’s mind concerning committing a crime and not acting to stop it ahead of time. What will his trick be at the Dinner that will follow this one? Will he come out dressed as Allen in some crude, cruel joke? Pearlman is of course a snake oil salesman who only fools those not accustomed to dealing with reality…like some news outlets on the left and right.

Anyway, Allen is a piece of shit and should not be hailed as some thoughtful guy. He may have been part of a greater cell and just made to be the chump in the front. He could have been pimped out by some white boys and taken the fall for their exploits. This is all speculation. But while law enforcement combs through details and flashes a light under Tomas’ mama’s ass, we should be able to see just what it means to be living in these United States of America.

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    Written by Skyler Saunders