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Chip Off The 'Ole Blockchain

A Fictional Origin Story Explaining The Mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto and the Legendary Bitcoin Development. Written by Michael Joyner.

By Michael JoynerPublished 3 years ago 8 min read
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Illustration by: Michael Joyner

Prodigy programmer Satoshi Nakamoto came from a low-class demanding, foreign, problematic family with the weight of the world on his shoulders. Even as a child he continues impressing the closest people around him as he grows to be a determined genius with the right motive and intelligence level to solve any technical issue he has ever come across. Through the roof IQ. As early adulthood approached his quiet and polite mumble-prone personality, shut him out of any relationships, or even friendships for that matter. When most people his age, were partying, he bottled himself in a cave-like room in the bottom of his parents' house he called it the dungeon, and slave studied multiple levels of programming and mastered each category until he could write code in every known possible computer language. The possibilities for him were endless, his success seemed inevitable. Like an underground ghost genius from a family where it was up to the oldest son to break the chain of failure, and his parents took that wholeheartedly. With the pressure of multiple generations of failure, can he turn a piece of coal into a diamond?

You could say he was an average chip off the old block, but only because he looks exactly like his father, his father, and so on. No one understands where the genius DNA strand came from, considering his parents were both below-average intelligence and always patronized him because the family historical failures turned them bitter and pessimistic, he was destined to fail just like the rest of the oldest sons. Leaving them in a pool of poverty with no shallow end.

Tall, skinny, 6ft 4in, and 165 pounds, maybe. No facial hair, a regular bean pole per se. By looking at him, you wouldn't, he blends in like a plank of a bench, at a park full of benches. Plus all the awkwardness shined away any and all talent. He was a regular beta. It's no wonders he was able to single handily, Overnight create an algorithm that started the development of the very first virtual money tree that uses processing power, ones and zeros, ons and offs, to sprout more money trees, that as long as you have a power source you have a tradable currency on the same playing field as GOLD. A virtual currency that when converted to USD (United States Dollar) can be withdrawn into cold hard CASH.

Nakamoto has lived through life in poverty already, he quickly understood the downfalls of being from a poor family and the struggle was ever so real. Crooks crooked, thugs thugged, and whores whored, and by the time he was supposed to be in middle school, winters were spent bouncing from mission to mission, and during the summer they made huts out of cardboard next to free open wireless internet connections, so Satoshi Nakamoto could stay up on his studies.

It wasn't until he turned about 6 years old before he designed his first industry-grade software application that helped programmers program. Some decent 3rd level programming implementing object orientated coding. Witch revolutionized financial software development and carved the foundation for most financial institutes, they were now able to analyze cryptocurrency. At 6 years old. A good analogy would be: he invented UBER while Ford was still inventing the first assembly line. Way ahead of his time. However, cardboard boxes, free Wi-Fi connections, and dumpster diving were now things of the past. He broke the chain, and his family adored him, living lavishly and enjoying every minute of high-class living.

Nakamoto then became bored, and areas that were once gray, started to show some color and certain subjects that were once considered unethical became standard and Nakamoto needed a way to conceal himself.

So he started on the design and implementation of the Dark Web. Behind the shadowed black hole of the internet, where you needed high-end security protocols to even view the most basic content. The dark sister World Wide Web housed the very first and original online black market.

Well first I should just come out and say this, Satoshi was a criminal by the time he solved his and his families financial problems at the age of 6, He possessed enough knowledge to take however much money he wanted from any bank account, whenever he wanted but, he hadn't let greed take over, not yet at least. But, with all due respect, absolute power corrupts, and with power expendable, at his fingertips like that, you can bet he moved ranks! His early '20s came, and he was living in a basic studio apartment in a small china town in downtown LA, still spending every waking moment with his face glued to a computer screen. Regardless of how much illegal or legal money he was making. The money never concerned him. He was more interested in the thrill of the entire operation. He was never concerned with his surroundings ever, and if anyone tried to interrupt him, it was easy to pretend that they didn't even exist.

Now comes the fun part, Satoshi created Bitcoin so that anyone could anonymously purchase illegal goods online, such as all types of drugs, guns, counterfeit currency, fake ids, passports, even people! Its main purpose most people forget about is its uncanny ability to launder dirty money, it's pretty clever and involves sending money made illegally through an online washing machine for lack of better words, buying bitcoin, and cashing it out legally in the many ways these developers have.

This man single handily created and designed and implemented the entire dark web infrastructure, the first platform for buying selling, and trading cryptocurrency marketplace, and no one knows who he is or where he came from, truly revolutionized organized crime. Absolute genius.

The future and path of cryptocurrency have been foreseen and manipulated into such a twisted system that Satoshi Nakamoto can stay transparent and still have complete control over what drives the market. All he needed was about 35 billion dollars worth of bitcoin, which he pocketed during the development just like any of us would. Slowly testing and analyzing processes and procedures turned out to be the only way to maximize and ensure his profit. Which can not be done individually. Even with 100% complete knowledge of the system and how it works. Crunching blocks of data, just characters on a keyboard and using a little magical math that even Einstein would scratch his head trying to understand. How could someone manifest currency using just the internet and some processing power?

All the maintenance for this operation is done in a massive, over 3 football field-wide warehouse, camouflaged with giant transparent screens that reflect off each other giving off the illusion of invisibility, and it works, to the naked eye, you will miss it every, single, time. Inside the warehouse is a massive server farm dedicated to Satoshi's network of mining server soldiers that are digging up MONEY from old rotten pieces of leftover data floating around in cyberspace. The idea seemed bonkers when the stock share was only 99 cents. Now the record for the year 2021 is over 40k per share. So imagine holding on to just 100 bitcoin that you purchased for 99 cents per bitcoin. Then today selling them for 40,000 per bitcoin. That's one of the biggest profit margins to date surpassing any type of expectations that anyone had. Besides Satoshi, he knew exactly what he was doing, all part of his mastermind plan.

Oh, and he's also the creator of Anonymous, (an infamous group of underground hackers) they say there is no leader, and its because he's not the leader per se, but he designed, created, and implemented the entire platform for which the entire operation could do operations and communicate anonymously, so I'm sure you can see where the development of bitcoin was inevitable, considering the major circumstances of this situation, it's mind-blowing thinking about all the amazing coincidences and happenstances that lead up to the creation and development of bitcoin and how it completely revolutionized the way financial institutes conduct business. Making the concealing of his identity one of the world's most highly anticipated questions.

Now like I said Satoshi wasn't a greedy man; at first but, with a force to be reckoned with at his disposal, and with an infinite sleeve full of tricks. He indefinitely had the upper hand in anything you could think of, and in the world, we live in, ruled by sex drugs, and rock and roll. It's no wonder Satoshi turned into a criminal. Seeing a nasty dark world at such a young age with such an open mind, created the world's most crafty cybercriminal, even to this day.

So with money comes power with power normally comes responsibility. He cashed out 32 billion worth and disappeared into one of the invisible mansions where he can generate his power and live completely off the grid, with huge underground tunneling systems he is able, to this day, commute around the entire USA, underground and never have to put his face where anyone could see or even recognize him.

Trust me I know what you're thinking, These statements are bold and imply so many more questions that lead to even more questions. The places he took this unique opportunity, go so far beyond what the world is ready to witness.

Oh, and quantum physics is now showing light and being considered possible because of the vast amount of science this beautiful piece of technology unlocked, completely and utterly mind-boggling. And the system that Satoshi designed to be fail-proof and give him full control, and keep his identity completely ANYMONIMUS. Money is the method behind the madness, the root of all evil, and a web of chaos so unworldly lurks behind the World Wide Web. If I could go into complete 100% detail I would, but I'm risking my life going even this far, and hopefully, I even make it to the end of.................

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About the Creator

Michael Joyner

Young multi talented aspiring artist who hasn’t found the perfect lane yet. I can write, draw, paint, rap, make beats, I can sell, I got the gift of gab!

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