Yeah, I know everybody hates to get socks as a Christmas gift. It doesn't count as a gift because socks, cups, frying pans, and similar shitie have the title of the “worst gift ever”. No matter how bad the gift is, always say thank you (especially if it’s in a can).
A man with a can
Stinking socks suck, so it’s very useful to have another pair of canned socks. Yes, there is such a thing as premium canned socks! Suitable for hipsters and for vegans as well. So, if you still have any gifts for your BFF, be a man with a can!
Soup Socks [Made in England]
At first, I’d like to introduce you to something a little savoury – Soup Socks by Luckies Original. 3 different flavours available: Chunky Minestrone, Carrot & Coriander, and Spring Veg. Obviously, suitable for vegans! Anyhoo, I don’t recommend trying to eat them, but who could blame you?
Price online £6.95: www.luckies.co.uk
Ice cream socks [Made in England]
Another pair of socks by Luckies Original here is for a reason. In those long and dark winter months, when you’re busy dreaming of beaches and a summer romance with Raoul, these Ice Cream Ankle Socks will be sure to put the spring back into your step. There are 4 flavors to choose from: Mint Choc Chip and Hundreds & Thousands, Blueberry Ripple, and Raspberry Ripple. Packaged in a card cone, they make the perfect Christmas gift for any BFF. Of course, buying Ice Cream socks for yourself wouldn’t be a crime either – after all, they are calorie-free. Yum.
Price online £6.95: www.luckies.co.uk
Surströmming canned fish socks [Made in Estonia]
If you want to cheat a little bit, give your BFF a Surströmming canned fish socks. Surströmming (say "soor-stroh-ming") is tinned fish from Sweden that is fermented (put in a salty brine for two months) before the tins are sealed up and sold. The process of fermenting the fish creates a strong rotten egg smell. It’s one of the world’s stinkiest foods…
These are the OFFICIAL Surströmming socks. The best and smelliest socks in the world. No worries, it’s totally up to you the level of smelliness. Out of the tin can, these are fresh and clean socks, waiting to get their original smelling state. Let the socks smell, because that’s what they are supposed to do.
Price online €10.99: https://seik.eu
Socks Bakery [Made in Japan]
If you don’t like canned food, there are a pair of baked good socks to keep your feet toasty. Welcome to the Tokyo Otaku Mode Shop Bakery. Their croissant, cinnamon roll, jam toast, egg toast, melon pan, and baguette socks are made fresh and sure to satisfy even the pickiest eaters! They can also be refolded to resemble their respective dish, and each pair is long and free-size. They look delicious, but don’t actually eat them!
Price online $8.99: https://otakumode.com
Sock Sandwiches [Made in Germany]
If you are a witch or just a lover of sandwiches, heh, you can feed your BFF’s feet with this handy sandwich gift box set from Burlington. A handy pack of three, it contains two plain pairs adorned with subtle branding and one decorated in a timeless Argyle pattern. Delivered in a quirky sandwich box, it would make a welcome gift for any well-dressed gent.
Price online £24.95: https://www.burlington.de/uk_en
Happy Socks Snack Box [Made in Sweden]
Wanna more junk food? Okay then… We have three-pack junk food. For that friend who steals your fries, hogs the ketchup takes the best slices of your shared pizza, and who once shouted look, a cow! while stealing the last chicken nugget. That person is the devil. But this is Christmas, sooo...
Price online £30.00: www.happysocks.com
Levi’s Basics [Mad in USA]
Something in the jar… Oh, it’s not a whiskey in the jar. It’s Levi’s Basics socks made by MAD. Finally, rediscovered Long Socks of Mr. Strauss are "hipsterified" and tucked inside a mason jar with a bonus needle and thread. Bringing back the traditional methods of creating and repairing socks from the time when Levi Strauss first began selling the traditional denim, they are world-famous for.
Price online $16.99: https://levis.socksmen.org
Corona Socks [Made in Mexico/USA]
¡Una cerveza, por favor! COVID-19 virus in the can? Don’t worry, it’s corona-free. These cool Corona novelty socks pair best with a slice of lime. Perfect for beer lovers! If your friend is trying to find the beach this winter somehow, somewhere..., we suggest you give these fun Corona beer socks. Oh, and please remember to enjoy these officially licensed socks responsibly. You can find it in Mexico or maybe in The Sock Drawer based in California, since 2007. Cheers!
Price online €9.95: https://sockdrawer.com
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